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Good One, God!

Since it is largely rumored I am a dumb guy, I want to take the time to dispel the rumor and remove all doubt. There is nothing typical or cutting edge going on within my cranium. I figure the only way to show the vast expanse of idiocy going on inside my head on any given day, was to let you spend part of the day sitting inside my head and actually observing how a real dumb guy thinks and acts. Please feel free to put your feet up on my frontal lobes and take notes if you wish. Seat belts are… Continue

Added by Necktie on September 28, 2009 at 10:43am — 1 Comment

Hardened Harley Passengers

I don't mean to downgrade the Harley's. Victory would love to have their market success. It's just that I feel the day has passed for many oldtime HD riders and especially their passengers. Give the girls tushies a break as they break down in their old age. They earned a soft ride. Here's what I mean. This just happened today.

I was riding back home from a bike night in Phoenix and I stopped at a Harley dealership to take off my rain gear and get a soda. A couple veteran HD riders… Continue

Added by Necktie on May 21, 2009 at 8:13pm — 2 Comments


I refuse to admit I’m stupid, although it’s been suggested by many.

I think that at some point in time I had a serious accident that blew away a large portion of my brain. I really need to investigate this possibility because it would explain so much about me that I cannot comprehend. There are no telltale scars on my skull or pains deep in the lobes of my brain. Yet, there must be something.

Maybe aliens abducted me! They have pretty sophisticated surgical stuff I’ll bet.… Continue

Added by Necktie on May 9, 2009 at 11:25pm — No Comments

Recipe for Disaster: An Old Man, A Lift, and Six Quarts of Oil

I admire people who are handy. You know the type. We all have buddies who, if they really tried, could launch a satellite into space with nothing but a crescent wrench and a gallon of WD40.

I used to be handy in my “other” life. You know. The life you had when you were 20. A 20 year old can do anything, and I mean ANYTHING. What keeps them from getting real cocky is that most are too dumb to know it. After all, they are only 20.

When I was 20 I was maintaining huge diesel… Continue

Added by Necktie on April 27, 2009 at 9:05pm — No Comments


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