If you had
bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago,
you would have $33.00
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST
CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND
AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that
Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?
thats a good chuckle mate
fuk yeah Alen bloody proud to be an AUSSIE !!!!!!!
Well the head of Qantas is a lot less impressive the the head on a beer. We are in "the lucky country" if you make the right choices.